This story starts with a polaroid.


Once upon a time, I knew a girl called Hannah. I was seventeen years old, naive, horny. She was turning eighteen, beautiful, manipulative. Over time we became best friends, lovers, we stood by each other through thick and thin.



One fateful day, a photo was taken.
And that is where it began.

Enough of the prose, you get the picture. I used to date Hannah, and we used to make internet pornography. I wish to keep this thread as clean as possible (despite the subject matter), but there was some interest garnered in the confessions thread and I figured it might make for an entertaining thread in its own right (as opposed to answering loads of PM's).

For those of you not in the know - the Luke and Hannah duo made quite a storm. A (then) friend stole some personal videos from my PC and hosted them online. When I found out about it, I shat bricks, thinking she'd kill me. But it turned out she found all the compliments kinky and enjoyed performing for an audience. Just as we were starting to get a feel for it all, things took a turn for the worse and quickly spiralled out of control- her school found out about it and she was suspended. We have been seperated for over two years now.



How did this whole experience affect me in the long run? Well it was eye opening. I learned a lot about the nature of the internet and some of the callous folks out there, I learned about sexuality, and love, and hate. I can't say I would take it all back if I were given the chance, despite all the heartbreak and troubles that followed in our wake.

So if you have any questions, this is the place to ask. Either that, or I'll be banned and the thread will get locked.

As long as you both came out of it OK with everything and yourselves then it was a good experience and an educational one.

Geeze, you're THAT guy? Really? Those videos floated on the internet for what seems like ages, she rocked your cock pretty good eh? You look toasted when she rode you.

And ends with all kinds of bannings, PM requests, and failure.

I whacked off to that video before. She's hot.

Just the way GAF intended.

This thread guarantees a magical finale. do tell us more, mystical one.

Last pic = hot.

Never seen the vids, but I'll have to chase them down just to watch some hot chick on gaffer action.

Wow, this could be made into a sultry romance novel bought by middle-aged, dried up women in line for groceries.

lynks in PM form, plz.

I told you before... you got really lucky!!!

And like I also told you before... I feel like shit after seeing a GAFfer's dick! >_<

Well... looks like I'm deleting that video.

You're not in the Hotel 3some... are you? I really like that one :\

okay

wow

Wait....is this the Hannah Hotel girl?

hannah is so pure

Your story is pretty famous and you, whether it's right or not, have a reputation for scamming folks out of money in relation to Hannah. Do you think that's a fair assessment?

Was it over this issue that you guys separated?

Yes! We had many threesomes, only filmed one though. The amount of shit I got off my friends because I let another guy do her- as I've said before - we believed in sharing.

That one was the absolute hottest. Goddamn.

Yes. One of the best and hottest porn videos in the internet. If you wanna feel better Wispy, me and my girlfriend did it in front of my 37" LCD downstairs, on the couch, with the video on fullscreen... it was an amazing experience. HELL YEAH!

I love how her facial expressions get progressively sluttier with each picture.

So that explains the OP's avatar.


It looks just like him.

Hannah Hotel? Holy shit ^5 OP.

NO FUCKING WAY

This segues right into the "Do you care what people on the internet think about you?" thread.

Shhhhhhit.

I feel all weird now.

Eh, I'll get over it.


Oh and


I laughed pretty hard when I first saw this video.

damn.

Nice, been waiting for this story since you confessed it in the other thread.

I feel dirty reading that and laughing.

That was one messed up scenario, which brings back some bad memories. We were making video requests in the hope to start up a website and get better video equipment - only her school found out in the midst of this, and the police were involved (because the video leaked around her school, and her mum wanted to press charges). No idea what happened to the money, you'd have to ask her (lolz). Quite a few request videos were fulfilled, but the money that was lost wasn't a substantial amount. Then we broke up and there was no way the videos were getting made. It was a bad experience for all involved, sadly.

edit - ^lol at the picture.

Did you make a dime off any of it or did the internet porn moguls make all the money?

Your story would make a great movie. Seriously.

i have masterbated to you !!!

and your g/f !!! damn!!



hats off to you my friend !!!

I only ask because the whole thing is a bit of an urban legend and I always wonder when I hear this sort of thing whether or not it's true or BS--I didn't mean to sound accusatory.

In honor of this thread, I'm rubbing one out as we speak.

Well, this could be the most interesting thread I've seen on NeoGAF in some time.

Gary Whitta!!!!

I still can't believe the dude that banged Hannah Hotel posts on our little corner of the internets.

Forza2.0?

Whoa! Sweet.

No, next to nothing. If things hadn't of transpried the way that they did, there was potentially a hell of a lot of money to be made. Oh well!

Seriously though, I'm surprised you could stand her annoying ass accent.

FOOK YEEAW, FOOK YEEAW!!!!

Like nails on a fucking chalk board.

Is it a little weird to tell you im watching you have sex right now?

HEY WHY DID YOU EDIT YOUR POST? HMM?

Well, this was unexpected.

:O

What school did she go to? Is making porn grounds for suspension at all universities?

Haha. We both used to be very chav-tastic back then. I like to think my dialect is a tad more eloquent these days, though.

haha I just saw your cock on the Internet

do you think you'll ever fuck a girl as nice as this again?

I have had first-hand experience