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Tommie Hu$tle
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(05-27-2008, 08:59 PM)
#151

Originally Posted by YYZ:
nice


BTW the views on this thread just jumped up 3000, either that or my browser was messed up.

Yeah I noticed that as well.
BobFromPikeCreek
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(05-27-2008, 08:59 PM)

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#152

The video is very, very easy to find people. Stop asking for it.

Someone post a link to his other student videos, because I still don't fucking believe this.
The Wispy Scoundrel
You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?
(05-27-2008, 08:59 PM)

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#153

oh my god, the tag
favouriteflavour
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(05-27-2008, 08:59 PM)

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#154

Man i saw these ages ago. Nice work dude.
The Interrobanger
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(05-27-2008, 09:00 PM)

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#155

@ socks

I fuck with my socks on too
-COOLIO-
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(05-27-2008, 09:00 PM)

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#156

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:
oh my god, the tag
congrats
Rodeo Clown
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(05-27-2008, 09:00 PM)

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#157

Quote:
(pm requests=ban)
Now this is where we separate the ones who can't read from the herd.
shuri
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(05-27-2008, 09:00 PM)

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#158

gullible gaffers lol
The Wispy Scoundrel
You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?
(05-27-2008, 09:00 PM)

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#159

Originally Posted by The Interrobanger:
@ socks

I fuck with my socks on too

I hate feet, seriously.
BobFromPikeCreek
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(05-27-2008, 09:01 PM)

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#160

Originally Posted by shuri:
gullible gaffers lol
Wow. I thought I was the only one sane enough to see that there has been no proof whatsoever.
-COOLIO-
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(05-27-2008, 09:01 PM)

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#161

Originally Posted by YYZ:
nice


BTW the views on this thread just jumped up 3000, either that or my browser was messed up.
this is probably the most interesting thread ever
OatmealMu
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(05-27-2008, 09:01 PM)

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#162

I have seen a gaffer's penis.

*Checks off list entry*
MaizeRage25
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(05-27-2008, 09:01 PM)

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#163

If you can't find any of the videos, you fail at the internet.

Turn in your ID.
Karakand
named a GAFfer's kid.
Yeah. I said Holy Shit too.
(05-27-2008, 09:02 PM)

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#164

Originally Posted by kassatsu:
Pens > ducks.

Truth hurts, son.
Hey hey hey let's not get personal here.

Originally Posted by sefskillz:
that shit doesn't need to be said. if you don't know it, you'll never know it!
When it comes to sex and GAF it's best to assume the worst.

in b4 video isn't 60 fps wtf
kbear
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(05-27-2008, 09:02 PM)

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#165

Dude I loved the vid where she's on the edge of the bed and you're pounding away missionary and she's just goin nuts. Fuck I must've rubbed like 2 or 3 out to that one over the years.
reilo
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(05-27-2008, 09:02 PM)

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#166

You can easily find these online. Why is anyone even asking for a PM?
ninj4junpei
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(05-27-2008, 09:03 PM)

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#167

I'm quite curious to find and watch this video. I'll finally be able to say I watched a GAFer have sex. Though I don't think that is something I would admit to friends.
NomarTyme
(05-27-2008, 09:03 PM)

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#168

Originally Posted by reilo:
You can easily find these online. Why is anyone even asking for a PM?
Because they fail at google.
kassatsu
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(05-27-2008, 09:03 PM)

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#169

Originally Posted by Karakand:

in b4 video isn't 60 fps wtf
84p
pxleyes
"Those are pixel eyes if I ever saw 'em."
(05-27-2008, 09:03 PM)

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#170

Originally Posted by bishoptl:
if this isn't tag-worthy, nothing is


Keep it clean, fella.
Awesome tag. Great job.
bishoptl
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(05-27-2008, 09:03 PM)

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#171

Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else
The Experiment
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(05-27-2008, 09:03 PM)

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#172

I just gave the site where you can find a few of them on the previous page.
Karakand
named a GAFfer's kid.
Yeah. I said Holy Shit too.
(05-27-2008, 09:04 PM)

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#173

Originally Posted by kassatsu:
84p
Would have been better with waggle.
OatmealMu
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(05-27-2008, 09:04 PM)

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#174

Originally Posted by bishoptl:
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

*Gets ready to check off another list entry*
pxleyes
"Those are pixel eyes if I ever saw 'em."
(05-27-2008, 09:04 PM)

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#175

Originally Posted by ninj4junpei:
I'm quite curious to find and watch this video. I'll finally be able to say I watched a GAFer have sex. Though I don't think that is something I would admit to friends.
Oh no, try 12+ videos.
DeathNote
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(05-27-2008, 09:04 PM)

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#176

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why can people make nsfw threads and link to shit


but linking in this is bad?

fucking tarded. i seen the vids already. it was like and easy search. but... WHY DO I NEED TO GO TO POINT A to POINT UHMM... UH.... to POINT B? why oh why
Crisis
Nina Hartley
(05-27-2008, 09:05 PM)

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#177

Originally Posted by bishoptl:
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else

Fuck yes.
teh_pwn
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(05-27-2008, 09:05 PM)
#178

Has this affected your sense of privacy? For example, most people seem to keep caring into their middle ages. Hence the creepy nude old men in gym locker rooms.
dabig2
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(05-27-2008, 09:05 PM)

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#179

Originally Posted by -COOLIO-:
its funny how we have one thread about guy who needs advice about how to talk to a girl and another about a man and his world famous porn.


Gaf covers the whole spectrum indeed
BobFromPikeCreek
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(05-27-2008, 09:05 PM)

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#180

Originally Posted by bishoptl:
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else
He better.
kassatsu
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(05-27-2008, 09:05 PM)

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#181

Originally Posted by bishoptl:
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else
OT, bish, the link in your tag has been removed :x

"GOOD SHOT"
The Wispy Scoundrel
You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?
(05-27-2008, 09:05 PM)

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#182

Originally Posted by bishoptl:
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else

Haha ok, I'll have to post a picture of her in my room as well though, so you can compare. BARE WITH ME!
grandjedi6
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(05-27-2008, 09:06 PM)

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#183

I have no clue who/what Hannah Hotel is, but this is pretty epic regardless
Karakand
named a GAFfer's kid.
Yeah. I said Holy Shit too.
(05-27-2008, 09:06 PM)

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#184

Originally Posted by grandjedi6:
I have no clue who/what Hannah Hotel is, but this is pretty epic regardless
Strip this man of his tag.

STRIP HIM OF IT
shuri
The Harry Potter girl
(05-27-2008, 09:07 PM)

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#185

Originally Posted by BobFromPikeCreek:
Wow. I thought I was the only one sane enough to see that there has been no proof whatsoever.
This story starts with a polaroid.



Once upon a time, I knew a girl called Natasha . I was seventeen years old, naive, horny. She was turning eighteen, beautiful, manipulative. Over time we became best friends, lovers, we stood by each other through thick and thin. You come to, amidst the wreckage of your own making. Do you stay there, eyes squeezed shut, afraid to move, hoping to bleed to death? Or do you crawl out, help your loved ones, make sure the fire doesn't spread, try to fix it?



One fateful day, a photo was taken.
And that is where it began. In a nightmare, every choice you make is a wrong one.

Enough of the prose, you get the picture. I used to date Natasha, and we used to make internet pornography. I wish to keep this thread as clean as possible (despite the subject matter), but there was some interest garnered in the confessions thread and I figured it might make for an entertaining thread in its own right (as opposed to answering loads of PM's). It was all connected. The murder of Senator Gate, the Cleaners, the Inner Circle, Vinnie Gognitti, I had to make Winterson see it.

For those of you not in the know - the Shuri and Natasha duo made quite a storm. A (then) friend stole some personal videos from my PC and hosted them online. When I found out about it, I shat bricks, thinking she'd kill me. But it turned out she found all the compliments kinky and enjoyed performing for an audience. Just as we were starting to get a feel for it all, things took a turn for the worse and quickly spiralled out of control- her school found out about it and she was suspended. We have been seperated for over two years now. I believe she nows live in Uruguay under the cover of being a researcher against modern strains of colera. The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never getting it. The thought makes you weak. Like always, the dead had all the answers I was missing. It wasn't that they weren't eager to talk; quite the contrary, the dead had plenty to say and once they started, they would never shut up.




How did this whole experience affect me in the long run? Well it was eye opening. I learned a lot about the nature of the internet and some of the callous folks out there, I learned about sexuality, and love, and hate. I can't say I would take it all back if I were given the chance, despite all the heartbreak and troubles that followed in our wake. There was a blind spot in my head, a bullet-shaped hole where the answers should be. Call it denial. I wanted to dig inside my skull and scrape out the pain. Just when you thought you had reached the deepest depths of horror, it suddenly got worse. How to turn off that small voice inside your head that started to whisper that you should be glad... that now, if not before, your revenge was justifiable on any conceivable moral scale. That small voice proved, beyond any doubt, that I was damned.

So if you have any questions, this is the place to ask. Either that, or I'll be banned and the thread will get locked.This is love. When someone drags you from the wreckage when you have given in, ready to just lie there and die. This is love. When someone, no matter what the cost, shows you there is hope, a choice, that you can put down your gun. This is love. Love hurts.

Snow fell like ash from post-apocalyptic skies. You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash.

Last edited by shuri : 05-27-2008 at 09:13 PM.
GoutPatrol
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(05-27-2008, 09:07 PM)

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#186

Originally Posted by bishoptl:
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else

And now this topic really gets interesting.
Shawnwhann
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(05-27-2008, 09:07 PM)

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#187

Well done sir...well done!!
ten5ive9ine
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(05-27-2008, 09:07 PM)

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#188

Originally Posted by grandjedi6:
I have no clue who/what Hannah Hotel is, but this is pretty epic regardless

So far, I've gathered she is a woman who has sex.
Firestorm
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(05-27-2008, 09:07 PM)

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#189

Originally Posted by grandjedi6:
I have no clue who/what Hannah Hotel is, but this is pretty epic regardless
Me too. I feel all innocent ^_^
Yay bish
fistfulofmetal
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(05-27-2008, 09:08 PM)

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#190



This still your room?
Crateman
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(05-27-2008, 09:08 PM)

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#191

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:
Haha ok, I'll have to post a picture of her in my room as well though, so you can compare. BARE WITH ME!

popcorn.gif
SpeedingUptoStop
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(05-27-2008, 09:08 PM)

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#192

Originally Posted by ten5ive9ine:
So far, I've gathered she is a woman who has sex.
pretty normal sex that also involves an unnecessarily creepy blue balled camera man.
BobFromPikeCreek
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(05-27-2008, 09:08 PM)

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#193

Originally Posted by shuri:
This story starts with a polaroid.

[ig]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/357094853_7c2b817251.jpg[/img]

Once upon a time, I knew a girl called Natasha . I was seventeen years old, naive, horny. She was turning eighteen, beautiful, manipulative. Over time we became best friends, lovers, we stood by each other through thick and thin.

[ig]http://sourpanties.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/nn2.jpg[/img]

One fateful day, a photo was taken.
And that is where it began.

Enough of the prose, you get the picture. I used to date Natasha, and we used to make internet pornography. I wish to keep this thread as clean as possible (despite the subject matter), but there was some interest garnered in the confessions thread and I figured it might make for an entertaining thread in its own right (as opposed to answering loads of PM's).

For those of you not in the know - the Shuri and Natasha duo made quite a storm. A (then) friend stole some personal videos from my PC and hosted them online. When I found out about it, I shat bricks, thinking she'd kill me. But it turned out she found all the compliments kinky and enjoyed performing for an audience. Just as we were starting to get a feel for it all, things took a turn for the worse and quickly spiralled out of control- her school found out about it and she was suspended. We have been seperated for over two years now. I believe she nows live in Uruguay under the cover of being a researcher against modern strains of colera
I was thinking about doing something similar.
-COOLIO-
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(05-27-2008, 09:09 PM)

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#194

Originally Posted by Karakand:
Strip this man of his tag.

STRIP HIM OF IT
TimeLike
Wasn't told the HUAC
doesn't exist anymore
(05-27-2008, 09:09 PM)

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#195

Originally Posted by shuri:
This story starts with a polaroid.
snip


Somebody's jealous!
Crisis
Nina Hartley
(05-27-2008, 09:09 PM)

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#196

Originally Posted by shuri:
This story starts with a polaroid.



Once upon a time, I knew a girl called Natasha . I was seventeen years old, naive, horny. She was turning eighteen, beautiful, manipulative. Over time we became best friends, lovers, we stood by each other through thick and thin.



One fateful day, a photo was taken.
And that is where it began.

Enough of the prose, you get the picture. I used to date Natasha, and we used to make internet pornography. I wish to keep this thread as clean as possible (despite the subject matter), but there was some interest garnered in the confessions thread and I figured it might make for an entertaining thread in its own right (as opposed to answering loads of PM's).

For those of you not in the know - the Shuri and Natasha duo made quite a storm. A (then) friend stole some personal videos from my PC and hosted them online. When I found out about it, I shat bricks, thinking she'd kill me. But it turned out she found all the compliments kinky and enjoyed performing for an audience. Just as we were starting to get a feel for it all, things took a turn for the worse and quickly spiralled out of control- her school found out about it and she was suspended. We have been seperated for over two years now. I believe she nows live in Uruguay under the cover of being a researcher against modern strains of colera

I see what you did there.
PrivateWHudson
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(05-27-2008, 09:09 PM)

#197

Great confession. Did you have problems with the other guy in the video. By that I don't mean jealousy problems, but did he try getting with her after the hotel night, call her behind your back...that kind of stuff?
ten5ive9ine
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(05-27-2008, 09:09 PM)

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#198

Originally Posted by SpeedingUptoStop:
pretty normal sex that also involves an unnecessarily creepy blue balled camera man.

Sounds hot.
pxleyes
"Those are pixel eyes if I ever saw 'em."
(05-27-2008, 09:10 PM)

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#199

Originally Posted by Karakand:
Strip this man of his tag.

STRIP HIM OF IT
Kara FTW
Napoleonthechimp
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(05-27-2008, 09:10 PM)

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#200

"Now the whole of Star Trek can be yours on DVD in this special collection - Star Trek the collector's edition..." *switches off TV* Damnit! That sounded kind of interesting.
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