The Wispy Scoundrel
You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?
(Today, 07:20 PM)
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GAF . . . I love you.

you fail at internet/life

What? Whats the point of watching a video of some people doing it?

Series of videos. Released in succession. I believe the totally crap site debuted many of them.

To knock one out.

Patrice O'Neal said it best but there seems to be certain point where men can do without the hassle of women and just use the memory of having sex with hot bitches to skeet. Thats what its all about.

A video is just that much better

Knock one of what?

Skeet? Some word you just made up right now?

You really fail.

That girl in the first post is familiar, but I can't recall from what.

Hrm.

Posting in epic thread. =)

Congrats on the girl that most men would dream of having.

That girl in the comic looked ugly. Poor fool killing himself.

You're right. She looks like a girl I once watched in a porn.

I should make a thread about it.

Joke Poster Confirmed?

In eiaculatum veritas.

Ok, what is this. I keep on hearing "joke poster", why would I even joke about this?

Without question. Just look at his post history. He even tried to start something up in the "How tall are you?" thread

I can't wait till this weekend so I can go into clubs, approach girls and say: "Don't you know who I am? I once exchanged words on an internet forum with the guy who plowed that Hannah chick! ...Y'know the porn vids..."

Its true, people lie about their height.

You need to create a dating advice thread so other GAFers can follow your footsteps.

Well what I meant was, I don't recall the video. She's got a familiar face, but I don't recall the video specifically.

I feel sleepy now...

Why? What did you do?!

finally done with the vids are ya?

hmmm....


You are either:
A.) A joke character
B.) Have significant social deficiencies, or
C.) you are really young

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Heh.

I have no witty comment, just amazement.

The views for this thread more than doubled in like 6 mins.

Lucky bastard

I think its option C. I'm only 15/16ish. Unless you consider that old or somethin'

I'ma light some candles, get my favorite sock with the thick lining and give myself a treat tonight.

Option D ) Asperger's

Someone who's 15/16 shouldn't be that asexual. Seriously, going back and reading your posts, you definitely show signs of it dude

I usually wouldn't take dating advise from GAFers, but Wispy is the exception. The thing with nympho girls however is they're usually the ones that find you.

I have parental control on my computer if that means anything.

Where's Forza? She too old?

I am now officially creeped out and turned on at the same time.

Wow, I wish I was here for the epic unveiling. This thread is truly the stuff of legends.

Hats off to you, Mr. Wispy. You've cemented yourself in the annals of GAF history.

I went through my Catholics school's proxy server/porn blocker when I was 12, no excuses. Class got banned from the computer room for a week though.

Option D totally.

Oh King of noobs I get it!

No perverted friends at school,I take it.

As if that'd stop a 15/16 year old...

I probably could bypass it, but seems that specific websites are blocked on our router (WRT54G w/ DD-WRT installed) and I don't know the password. Not to mention that he keyword blocked websites too.

And the fact that I really don't try to bypass.


Is that suppose to be a good thing or a bad thing?

King of Noobs is definitely kidding.... but hey, this is a thread about the hottest amateur pornstar and his lucky boyfriend, so crew the kid who has parental control. Man I thought no one used that when kids were over 14 at least. Wow....

Seriously, I don't understand how it's possible for a 15 year old to not know what "skeet" "knocking one out" and "porn" are. Combine that with not having any desire to get a girl and uh, dullness coming across in their message board posts, and you've got a classic case of Asperger's/autism.

Unless he's a joke character.

ignore Kingofnoobs.. he's trying to steal OP's thunder!