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Sanjay

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:09 AM)

#551

Originally Posted by Jason's Ultimatum:

Do you have a pic of yourself? I'm curious to see what you look like.

Heres his oh face

Last edited by Sanjay : 05-28-2008 at 07:13 AM.

evanswolves

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:19 AM)

#552

Didnt Hannah and you have a site made for you? and lots of people (think from WBW forums) donated cash for toys and outfits, but nothing came of it, anyways thats going 2 or so years ago so i could be wrong. Not read full thread so you might have said something about it already...*edit* first page, i should have read more i guess
Loved the vids anyway, was watching one yesterday infact

Last edited by evanswolves : 05-28-2008 at 07:23 AM.

The Wispy Scoundrel

You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?

(05-28-2008, 07:19 AM)

#553

Originally Posted by Sanjay:

Heres his oh face

haha oh god, enough with posting this!

Originally Posted by Jason's Ultimatum:

You had the HOTTEST girlfriend on GAF ever. EVER.....one more time: EVER!

Do you have a pic of yourself? I'm curious to see what you look like.

EDIT-Saw the pic of you. She seemed way out of your league! Congrats though.

haha well, I certainly looked like a bit of a twat back then, but I wouldn't say she was out of my league. I like to think I've grown in to my looks now that I'm older (the longer hair helps)-

Outcast2004

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:19 AM)

#554

Originally Posted by Souldriver:

Yeah, and you see your girl as a possession only you can use.

See, false logic all around!

I honestly hope that's sarcasm......

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

Wow, who are you to define what is love and what isn't? Hannah and myself were each others first loves, and we learned a lot about sexuality together. While I wouldn't ever replicate what I had with her with any of my other girlfriends (I have vowed never to make porn again, private or otherwise, nor have threesomes) - it was a time and a place where we felt adventurous and open.

Sure, if someone hit on my current girlfriend now I'd be pissed off. But that's not exactly how threesomes work - people don't just come up and ask.

So you're saying it's ok to basically let your girl whore it up with whomever and still call it "love"? Right.....

I wasn't directing anything toward you, but to the guy who was willingly seeing if his girl was gonna pick a guy up at the bar to fuck him. Something just doesn't seem right with that if thats what it takes to get your rocks off.... (Although you did pick up some dude off the net or personals, whatever it was for a threeway.... you and her both have your set of issues to get through)

But back to the depravity....

Last edited by Outcast2004 : 05-28-2008 at 07:26 AM.

Jason's Ultimatum

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:21 AM)

#555

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

haha oh god, enough with posting this!

haha well, I certainly looked like a bit of a twat back then, but I wouldn't say she was out of my league. I like to think I've grown in to my looks now that I'm older (the longer hair helps)-

Yeah. Those pics make you look better. Well, sorry, either way.

NMan

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:22 AM)

#556

Heh you sorta look like Eli Manning.

ice cream

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:23 AM)

#557

Quote:

We don't ordinarily give ourselves over to nostalgia here at Fleshbot, but in the hangoverish haze of a long holiday weekend we find ourselves wondering things like "Whatever happened to Hannah and Luke, the amateur couple from the UK who seemed on the brink of internet superstardrom a while back and then mysteriously disappeared from the scene?" (Yes, we really do talk to ourselves like that.) According to our friends at Totally Crap, the answer may lie in this six-part video, in which they meet up with some dude they met via a personals ad in a hotel room for some rip-roarin' threeway fun. While the videos suffer from some pretty lousy camerawork and editing (to say nothing of the fact that they don't seem to work on any of the Mac browsers we tried), they're still worth a a look as a reminder of what might have been, but what was never meant to be. Nostalgia won't be the only thing you feel.

.

Nolan.

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:31 AM)

#558

He looks just the same to me.

pxleyes

"Those are pixel eyes if I ever saw 'em."

(05-28-2008, 07:33 AM)

#559

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

I'll return to this thread later, with more pics. It's kind of lost it's momentum now, but maybe we can get it going again later.

Trust me when I say posting even 1-2 candid photos of Hannah none of us have seen will cause this thread to explode.

Eeikod

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:34 AM)

#560

It kind of reminds me to "thesexclubtv"... Does anyone from thesexclubtv post here?

typhonsentra

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:35 AM)

#561

Is "Hotel Hannah" one of the videos in question?

Leonsito

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:36 AM)

#562

Btw, thanks for all the happiness you brought to my nights, amateur videos are the best thing in the pr0n world, and yours are one of the best series I've ever seen.

How did you convince her to be filmed?

*high-five*

Moz La Punk

Hallo ich bin Karl.
Ich fixe deine Kabel.

(05-28-2008, 07:43 AM)

#563

Just posting in an epic thread.

If there ever was an epic thread this is the one.

She's hot btw.

The Wispy Scoundrel

You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?

(05-28-2008, 07:43 AM)

#564

These may have been posted years ago, but it's hard to keep track of what was released and what wasn't. I don't want to post anything that will get me banned, so a lot of the candids will have to stay with me, sadly.

Anyway!

esbern

Junior Member

(05-28-2008, 07:44 AM)

#565

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

haha well, I certainly looked like a bit of a twat back then

and how do you now escape said twat description.

guys, you have all wacked off to me!

The Wispy Scoundrel

You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?

(05-28-2008, 07:45 AM)

#566

Originally Posted by esbern:

and how do you now escape said twat description.

guys, you have all wacked off to me!

tsk

Leonsito

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:49 AM)

#567

I always had a doubt about the videos, in some of them she has a strange face, like she was drunk or something like that, was that the case or it's her "I'm horny" face ?

SantaC

Banned

(05-28-2008, 07:50 AM)

#568

my gf wont take it in the 2nd hole :( says she read somewhere you can hurt some muscle, what bs. What sucks is that she did it once with her former boyfriend.

criesofthepast

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:50 AM)

#569

i'm so glad i entered this thread.

RubxQub

Banned

(05-28-2008, 07:51 AM)

#570

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

These may have been posted years ago, but it's hard to keep track of what was released and what wasn't. I don't want to post anything that will get me banned, so a lot of the candids will have to be uploaded to rapidshare in a convenient zip file for GAF's pleasure.

Fixed

This was not a pm request!

Sol..

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:52 AM)

#571

I bet her farts smell fantastic

do her farts smell fantastic wispy scoundrel?

pxleyes

"Those are pixel eyes if I ever saw 'em."

(05-28-2008, 07:54 AM)

#572

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

These may have been posted years ago, but it's hard to keep track of what was released and what wasn't. I don't want to post anything that will get me banned, so a lot of the candids will have to stay with me, sadly.

Anyway!

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7...nmirrorwr1.jpg
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5462/hannewex0.jpg
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3500/hanzze3.jpg

That first one is definitely new. I have to say this girl had quite a wardrobe.

Did she buy these hooker style clothes for you guys specifically or did she already have this stuff? I don't think most girls have pink puffy boots nor wear them with just underwear, lol.

Forgotten Ancient

Banned

(05-28-2008, 07:54 AM)

#573

Originally Posted by Leonsito:

Btw, thanks for all the happiness you brought to my nights, amateur videos are the best thing in the pr0n world, and yours are one of the best series I've ever seen.

How did you convince her to be filmed?

*high-five*

I've never done a threesome, but it's really really easy to get your girlfriend to agree to being filmed. I must've made 10-15 videos of various girlfriends in the past.

Never uploaded any of em though

The Wispy Scoundrel

You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?

(05-28-2008, 07:56 AM)

#574

Originally Posted by pxleyes:

That first one is definitely new. I have to say this girl had quite a wardrobe.

Did she buy these hooker style clothes for you guys specifically or did she already have this stuff? I don't think most girls have pink puffy boots nor wear them with just underwear, lol.

Yeah, she bought them while we were together. After seeing them in Dodgeball, actually.

whytemyke

KiNG Tiberius Montag Hughes OF NIgeRia

(05-28-2008, 07:58 AM)

#575

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

Wow, who are you to define what is love and what isn't? Hannah and myself were each others first loves, and we learned a lot about sexuality together. While I wouldn't ever replicate what I had with her with any of my other girlfriends (I have vowed never to make porn again, private or otherwise, nor have threesomes) - it was a time and a place where we felt adventurous and open.

Sure, if someone hit on my current girlfriend now I'd be pissed off. But that's not exactly how threesomes work - people don't just come up and ask.

Dude, that first paragraph sounds like something directly out of Chasing Amy.

anyways, the amount of masturbatory revelations here is kinda, uhh.... awkward? I mean, someone actually posted about a communal internet circle jerk to wispy. not cool, guys. this is why cool stuff never happens here, cuz half of you don't know how to handle it and you go grab your dicks the first chance you get.

muckhole

Member

(05-28-2008, 07:59 AM)

#576

Jesus, Wispy. You ever sleep? Have you been updating this thread all night?

Outdoor Miner

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:01 AM)

#577

"The things I would eat out of her ass."

The Wispy Scoundrel

You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?

(05-28-2008, 08:04 AM)

#578

Originally Posted by muckhole:

Jesus, Wispy. You ever sleep? Have you been updating this thread all night?

Yeah I was working on an essay till about 4am, that's when I called it a night. It's 3pm here now though, different timezones?

Nolan.

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:06 AM)

#579

Originally Posted by whytemyke:

Dude, that first paragraph sounds like something directly out of Chasing Amy.

anyways, the amount of masturbatory revelations here is kinda, uhh.... awkward? I mean, someone actually posted about a communal internet circle jerk to wispy. not cool, guys. this is why cool stuff never happens here, cuz half of you don't know how to handle it and you go grab your dicks the first chance you get.

Personally I don't understand why you'd want to masterbate to that stuff anyway, each to their own and all that.

tmdorsey

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:06 AM)

#580

I must say this thread has been quite entertaining.

And put me in the few that haven't seen or heard of these videos before.

Sol..

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:07 AM)

#581

Originally Posted by Outdoor Miner:

"The things I would eat out of her ass."

"There's something wrong with her underwear"

"Yeah their not in my mouth"

Defuser

Mouthbreathing pedo

(05-28-2008, 08:08 AM)

#582

I'm quite ashamed not knowing about hannah hotel nor seeing but since you delivered and proven it...

I'll do a better one when I got time or not tired.

Nolan.

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:08 AM)

#583

Originally Posted by tmdorsey:

I must say this thread has been quite entertaining.

And put me in the few that haven't seen or heard of these videos before.

This is another thing i'm quite surprised about some people's porno knowledge, not sure what to make of it.

Roxas

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:08 AM)

#584

So who owns hannah-fans.com?

solidviper

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:08 AM)

#585

oh god i just watched the hotel video and it got me hot hot hot

as soon as i watched it I knew what i had to do. I printed off a picture of your face and pasted it on the face of my favorite horse "Rocket." I pretended like I was Hannah and just went crazy on Rocket. His cock was throbbing like yours and I just did what Hannah did to get him off. Afterwards I felt a little dirty inside because I knew Rocket was too good for me. I reassured myself that someday I would find a horse who loves me as much as I love him. The experience was amazing, also there were socks [/hot].

The Wispy Scoundrel

You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?

(05-28-2008, 08:10 AM)

#586

Originally Posted by Roxas:

So who owns hannah-fans.com?

Neither of us. Someone trying to cash in, I guess. Stay clear of it.

Originally Posted by Defuser:

I'm quite ashamed not knowing about hannah hotel nor seeing but since you delivered and proven it...

I'll do a better one when I got time or not tired.

kbear

Banned

(05-28-2008, 08:21 AM)

#587

Wispy: Willy Wanka says hello and that he's glad you're doing well.

Cheeto

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:30 AM)

#588

Didn't the camera man or some other guy get involved in one of those videos?

Relix

he's Virgin Tight™

(05-28-2008, 08:31 AM)

#589

Originally Posted by Cheeto:

Didn't the camera man or some other guy get involved in one of those videos?

Hotel one. Just rewatched it actually...

Lonestar

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:34 AM)

#590

Whoa...you're that guy....well, that makes GAF visiting totally awkward now....

Last edited by Lonestar : 05-28-2008 at 08:39 AM.

-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:36 AM)

#591

Wow. Wish I had gotten in to this one last night. Gotta wait until after work now...

It's gonna be a really long day today.....

Nice work, Wispy. You win thread of the year, IMO.

Sniper McBlaze

wat

(05-28-2008, 08:40 AM)

#592

Fuck this shit. I saw the video. Nothing special.

It ended with me sitting naked rubbing one out. :(

MNC

natis eius perfluit

(05-28-2008, 08:48 AM)

#593

GAF turns out to be quite a resourceful place.

SantaC

Banned

(05-28-2008, 08:49 AM)

#594

Originally Posted by MNC:

GAF turns out to be quite a resourceful place.

for what? Anyone who cant find free porn today on the internet is an idiot.

ten5ive9ine

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:51 AM)

#595

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

...

...

InfinityJinx!?!?!?!

Originally Posted by Sol..:

I bet her farts smell fantastic

do her farts smell fantastic wispy scoundrel?

I bet they're like wispy scoundrels.

Google

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:51 AM)

#596

Never have I heard of this girl before, but thats not to say I'm not extremely proud of you, Wispy.

I too experimented with my girlfriend at the tender age of 16 and 17...what a time.

You sir, deserve this credit.

jenov4

Member

(05-28-2008, 08:56 AM)

#597

Wow, where'd this thread pop up from all of a sudden?

The Wispy Scoundrel

You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?

(05-28-2008, 08:58 AM)

#598

I can't believe how many views it's got.

Yoboman

smarter than you
blinder than you
thinks he fights
better than you

(05-28-2008, 09:03 AM)

#599

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

I can't believe how many views it's got.

The interwebs were alerted

Xater

Member

(05-28-2008, 09:16 AM)

#600

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

I can't believe how many views it's got.

It has porn in the title!

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