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Ephemeris
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(05-28-2008, 04:42 PM)

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#751

Originally Posted by Green Shinobi:
This.

WTF, OP? You should have pulled out and nutted on her boobs.


Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:
I had a load which never saw the light of day, sadly.

; )
CcrooK
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(05-28-2008, 04:44 PM)

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#752

well, after downloading this Hannah Hotel...I was simply amazed. Porn needs to be more like this. Seriously. Props.
NinjaFridge
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(05-28-2008, 04:46 PM)

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#753

When was the last time you talked to her?
The Wispy Scoundrel
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(05-28-2008, 04:49 PM)

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#754

Originally Posted by NinjaFridge:
When was the last time you talked to her?

A few weeks ago, she rang (drunk) and wished me luck 'for the future'. She said we should speak atleast once a year, if it's not too much to ask.
NinjaFridge
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(05-28-2008, 04:51 PM)

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#755

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:
Just less than a month ago, she rang (drunk) and wished me luck 'for the future'. She said we should speak atleast once a year, if it's not too much to ask.

So you are on good terms?
sebmarine
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(05-28-2008, 04:51 PM)

#756

Maybe this is a stupid question, but why did you break up?
Vaxadrin
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(05-28-2008, 04:52 PM)

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#757

In the hotel video, it looks like your friend is swooping in for a kiss while you're eating her out and she's all "DENIED, LOL!"
Roxas
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(05-28-2008, 04:54 PM)

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#758

Originally Posted by Vaxadrin:
In the hotel video, it looks like your friend is swooping in for a kiss while you're eating her out and she's all "DENIED, LOL!"


IIRC the other guy in the vid was just some random person they found on the internet. Thats what i read anyway...
VPhys
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(05-28-2008, 05:04 PM)

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#759

Originally Posted by Wellington:
Wow I feel so left out. Never even heard of these people or their videos.

Great thread tho.

This.

7 pages in and I still don't know what the hell people are talking about. That is until I read your post. I guess I'm supposed to know who Hannah is or I'm supposed to have masturbated to her in the past.
boutrosinit
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(05-28-2008, 05:06 PM)

#760

Originally Posted by VPhys:
This.

7 pages in and I still don't know what the hell people are talking about. That is until I read your post. I guess I'm supposed to know who Hannah is or I'm supposed to have masturbated to her in the past.

Yes. If you haven't, you might want to.
LakeEarth
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(05-28-2008, 05:11 PM)

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#761

Originally Posted by VPhys:
This.

7 pages in and I still don't know what the hell people are talking about. That is until I read your post. I guess I'm supposed to know who Hannah is or I'm supposed to have masturbated to her in the past.
Go to streaming porn site.

Type in Hannah.

Enjoy.
Vaxadrin
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(05-28-2008, 05:11 PM)

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#762

Originally Posted by VPhys:
This.

7 pages in and I still don't know what the hell people are talking about. That is until I read your post. I guess I'm supposed to know who Hannah is or I'm supposed to have masturbated to her in the past.

Well, I never knew either. I downloaded the videos about a half hour ago to see what all the fuss is about. You should do the same.

You will cum buckets.
bengraven
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(05-28-2008, 05:24 PM)

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#763

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:
If you're having a dig at the accent, I don't know where you are getting that from because neither of us are from up North!

No dig at all. Just pointing out that her screams were memorable.

I'm sorry, would "fawww-oook" be more appropriate?
OgnodoD
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(05-28-2008, 05:26 PM)
#764

Aren't there tens of thousands of porn videos out there? I'm surprised that so many have already seen the same video. Kinda creepy.
MrToughPants
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(05-28-2008, 05:28 PM)

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#765

Nice :O face

aparisi2274
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(05-28-2008, 05:33 PM)

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#766

These videos are lame actually... its like they start out with the girls face uncovered and then a few seconds in, it gets pixelated, and then half way through its normal again...

She is cute though...
pxleyes
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(05-28-2008, 05:53 PM)

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#767

Originally Posted by OgnodoD:
Aren't there tens of thousands of porn videos out there? I'm surprised that so many have already seen the same video. Kinda creepy.
We know good porn. What can we say?
JDSN
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(05-28-2008, 05:53 PM)

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#768

Finding this..

Quote:
ProfessorLobo1 (18 hours ago)
Shout out to Wispy Scoundrel!!! We believe!!!

..In any random porn site is hilarious.
Costanza
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(05-28-2008, 05:54 PM)

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#769

Originally Posted by JDSN:
Find this..



..In any random porn site is hilarious.
Capo
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(05-28-2008, 05:55 PM)

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#770

Where abouts are you from? Boro?
YakiSOBA
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(05-28-2008, 06:15 PM)

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#771

when i saw the name hannah, by instinct i googled 'hannah montana' then +porn... damnit.
BobFromPikeCreek
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(05-28-2008, 06:18 PM)

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#772

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:
A few weeks ago, she rang (drunk) and wished me luck 'for the future'. She said we should speak atleast once a year, if it's not too much to ask.
You ever feel like nailing her for old time's sake? Maybe get Mr. Cameraman back and reuniting the band?

Maybe do a live GAF feed?
RubxQub
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(05-28-2008, 06:43 PM)

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#773

So....I found a .rar on rapidshare that's got just about everything awesome with this chick in it.

Awesome...
Xisiqomelir
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(05-28-2008, 07:10 PM)

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#774

Originally Posted by TheWolf:
i would assume so. they fuck his girlfriend in at least one of them.

Winner response
valparaiso
I had an Al Sharpton friend...Once! Well not a friend really, but we talked a few times. Well one time. Well I yelled out my window "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
(05-28-2008, 07:11 PM)

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#775

these vids are the only porn i've had on my hdd for ages.

also, i think i caught a vid of hannah in a bangbrosesque production like a couple of years ago. she'd gotten a tramp stamp and looked quite older, and i definitely remember her saying "thanks for the mouthful" when walking out the door. can someone confirm that chick is the same hannah?
seattle6418
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(05-28-2008, 07:18 PM)

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#776

ok, i just typed hannah on redtube and the video is there.

some observations

you're a lucky guy, she's hot.

man, black socks are really... (assuming i watched the right video).

the camera guy needs some practice.

and lastly, what do you mean she got suspended in school? god damn, i hate morality so much. it was a private video that leaked, what could the school have possibly said to suspend her?

that's just a load of crap, damn society.

maybe i missed some details here, let me read the rest of the thread.
Machado
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(05-28-2008, 07:20 PM)

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#777

Originally Posted by Otheradam:
This is thread of the year material right here.

more like thread of the century.

In fact it has so much material it'll never be totally forgoten. people will say OMG this is a legendary thread and others will reply ...Do you remember that hannah thread?

Can anyone please link me to a historical / amazing thread like this?
Captain Sparrow
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(05-28-2008, 07:24 PM)
#778

So my girl wants to make porn with me. Should I become the next phenomenon?

The only problem with that is, well....
















Last edited by Captain Sparrow : 05-28-2008 at 07:35 PM.
Saiyar
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(05-28-2008, 07:30 PM)

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#779

Who was the camera guy?
Zonar
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(05-28-2008, 07:33 PM)

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#780

Originally Posted by Captain Sparrow:
So my girl wants to make porn with me. Should I become the next phenomenon?

The only problem with that is, well....


doit.
Sean
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(05-28-2008, 07:40 PM)

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#781

I might've missed it in this huge thread, but what happened when her parents found out she got suspended from school for making internet porn?
Machado
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(05-28-2008, 07:44 PM)

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#782

what did you say to her'?

have you ever spoken about being ridicolously famous?
dagZ
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(05-28-2008, 08:05 PM)

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#783

The Wispy Scoundrel, your name will never be seen the same way again.
zesty
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(05-28-2008, 08:11 PM)

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#784

Just watched bits and pieces of the hotel vid. Nicely done, sir.
pCeSlAyEr
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(05-28-2008, 08:27 PM)

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#785

so uhhh.. I dunno if I missed it or what, but who's the camera person?
Lonestar
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(05-28-2008, 08:28 PM)

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#786

So...have there been any "SHAKE YO ASSSS...WAAAAAATCH YO SELF" joke comments yet?
Maxwell House
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(05-28-2008, 08:30 PM)
#787

Who was the other guy who was having a threesome with you and your gf? Were you cool with that?
pCeSlAyEr
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(05-28-2008, 08:37 PM)

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#788

Originally Posted by Maxwell House:
Who was the other guy who was having a threesome with you and your gf? Were you cool with that?
obviously he was cool with it if he filmed a 3some with the guy...
captive
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(05-28-2008, 08:40 PM)

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#789

Originally Posted by Lonestar:
So...have there been any "SHAKE YO ASSSS...WAAAAAATCH YO SELF" joke comments yet?
No but I'm supremely disappointed this particular video had no money shot! >:|
Machado
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(05-28-2008, 08:46 PM)

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#790

Originally Posted by Maxwell House:
Who was the other guy who was having a threesome with you and your gf? Were you cool with that?


wow your tag suits you perfectly
chaostrophy
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(05-28-2008, 08:48 PM)

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#791

I've always thought of porn as being coldly mercenary...I never knew there was such thing as porn released to the public on the Internet where the performers were actually in love with each other. I think the story behind the vids is romantic and cute...and of course Hannah is gorgeous.
VeritasVierge
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(05-28-2008, 09:00 PM)

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#792

Originally Posted by Sean:
I might've missed it in this huge thread, but what happened when her parents found out she got suspended from school for making internet porn?
He said her father was one of the governors at her school and her mother wanted to file charges so......
LakeEarth
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(05-28-2008, 09:10 PM)

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#793

Originally Posted by Maxwell House:
Who was the other guy who was having a threesome with you and your gf? Were you cool with that?
Its been answered, just a friend. He also mentioned there were other threesomes, including one with an extra girl, but those weren't recorded. So the question on all our minds are, did she eat box?
Blueblur1
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(05-28-2008, 09:11 PM)

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#794

Originally Posted by fistfulofmetal:
Shhhhhhit.

I feel all weird now.

Eh, I'll get over it.


Oh and


I laughed pretty hard when I first saw this video.
Wait, I just saw this video on a random porn streaming site last week. That's you!?

NO FUCKING WAY
Mason
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(05-28-2008, 09:16 PM)

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#795

Originally Posted by chaostrophy:
I've always thought of porn as being coldly mercenary...I never knew there was such thing as porn released to the public on the Internet where the performers were actually in love with each other. I think the story behind the vids is romantic and cute...and of course Hannah is gorgeous.

That's why amateur porn is the best. If it's two people who are actually into each other, it's so much hotter than anything staged.


And to answer you Whispy, no I wasn't just trying to creep you out. I was being honest. I'm well aware it came off creepy though.

I guarantee I give better head than Hannah
TylerD
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(05-28-2008, 09:40 PM)

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#796

I downloaded the whole set of movies and I give em a 10, a fuckin' 10! I still have wood!
Lord Helmet
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(05-28-2008, 10:00 PM)

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#797

Wow. Why must my gf be in the house?! Damn this shit is HOT!
Blueblur1
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(05-28-2008, 10:01 PM)

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#798

All right, I "discovered" this thread 2 hours ago in class. I just read the whole thing. This is crazy. I've only seen one (on some streaming site). Just found Hannah hotel.

fallengorn
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(05-28-2008, 10:02 PM)

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#799

Originally Posted by TylerD:
I still have wood!
Wispy's given more wood to gaffers than the Canadian lumber industry.
eudaemonic
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(05-28-2008, 10:22 PM)

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#800

Hahahaha... I kept seeing references to this thread so I thought I'd check it out...

I read the first post and went "Oh shit, I remember seeing her!"

It's a strange world to fall into, that's for sure. I had a female friend of mine film porn and one of my ex's run a couple of sites. I heard some crazy stories... *chuckles*

Originally Posted by Lord Helmet:
Wow. Why must my gf be in the house?! Damn this shit is HOT!
Share with her!
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