Wow. I'm just gonna post my gratitude for all the masturbation fodder in the past.

And future.

So basically when you masturbate to hannah, you masturbate to GAF.


You might as well yell "NeoGAF Fuck Yeah!" when you orgasm.

You are officially General Grade-A Badass!

If I don't post in this thread I fail in life.

im currently fh(annah)uta while typing this and reading the thread

Holy shit. GAF never seizes to amaze me.

Already do that.

Rollercoaster, RIDE THE SNAKE....

Dude, you need to get back with her, for one more video. Just for Gaf's sake, and then spout off a bunch of shit whenever you are doing stuff.

Damn, I would do just about anything to see the rest of those movies.

Okay, just so we're clear... how many movies are there?

I know of one shot in a bedroom (strip/dancing/riding), and one in a hotel room.

Edit: Nevermind. Holy shit.

Maybe her fiance would be down with it.

Woops.

Thank you OP for being a part of some of the best amateur pron ever made. The hotel one is a particular favorite of mine.

*edit: What the fuck is that^^^

WTF?

To be GAF's new god, he must recite the Konami code....

j/k

this is so much true

at this point even SNAKE has to recite this guy's code

I'd give her an 8/10 normally

But considering she's English, she gets an 11/10

Everything has been said at this point.
You make great amateur porn. Thanks you

I have to say. Despite being horny as fuck this entire story strikes me as being a very sad and depressing affair.

It's strange that their 'hotel movie' can be so erotic yet the story (at least the one being conveyed in this thread) seems desperately sad.

Ahhh, conflicted emotions, thy name is amateur porno.

Awsome thread

Who cares about the story, the guy had some good sex with a beautiful girl.
He should be happy :)

Now he has eternal fame on NEOGAF.

This thread makes me a bit sad that none of my home movies were ever stolen and posted on the internet. It's clear that banging slutty chicks before they know enough to keep cameras out of it is highly regarded by geeks everywhere.

Also: when will the topic of the camera guy be address? When his legs pass in front of the camera, he appears to have the physical characteristics of Billy Barty. I respect Wispy, but he must answer the question: "DID YOU BANG THAT CHICK ON CAMERA WITH A MIDGET IN THE ROOM?"

You are a legend now guy.

From this thread you can see why a lot of girls hide the fact that they like sex.

Wow....just wow, GAF never fails.

Nice...

I don't get what everyone is freaking out/wowed at.

The guy was having sex with his girlfriend, but he also filmed it. It's nothing more than that.

Now, tell me what part was supposedly awesome in all those videos?

These are videos that are on dozens of streaming porn sites, and a large percentage of gaffers have seen the videos long before this thread. They're also really good for amateur porn (which explains why they're on dozens of porn sites).

You can't understand unless you were intimately familiar with those videos for the last several years

All I see is a skinny guy wearing socks having sex. The moves looked ace, but overall, it was boring. I can't figure out how a lot of people here have seen these videos over the past years. I've seen better amateur porn.

it's not like he's saying "hey guys. check out these videos of me having sex i just made"

the videos were pretty big and were all over the net. you dont think it's freaking crazy that a lot of people at GAF have jacked off to him and his ex-gf having sex without even knowing he's a gaffer?

So i was watching the hotel video, and after 20 minutes of sex between the couple, this totally random guy with his clothes on comes up on the last few seconds and starts to rub the girl's boobies while they're making sex... wtf :rowoflols

Whaa? That vid is a 3way. There are 3 other instances where the cameraman joins in.

That guy is Wispy

Ok i admit i didn't fully watch it... amateur is really not my thing :P

Agreed


Pretty much.

I can't believe that turned out to be a gaffer, after all this time

This quote should be on the front page!

Holy fuck what a coincidence. I just got to a porn website and there she was

"Southern bell, student, and 1st time contender, Hannah may have a plenty to learn in college still but she's well educated in the oral arts. You may wonder how she has time to fit it into her busy schedule of classes and workouts but a naughty girl can always fit fallatio practice into her schedule."

this is weird and uncomfortable.

and i haven't even seen these videos before.
too bad it wasn't someone cute from seancody or something. :P

The fact that a [British] GAFfer fucked a girl like that has inspired me to actively go out and start plowing chicks (normally I'm incredibly lazy and miserable). I will find my very own dirty nymphomaniac...

Jesus Fucking Christ - that was 17 pages of pure awesome I've just read.

Wispy, I salute you!

I feel dirty now.

Wispy,you are god and therefore you deserve this:

more like on every page

lol, my wife found a porn link in my history and shit hit the fan.

luckily my new girlfriend does not mind it. Though I would never watch porn and fuck at the same time.

WUT IZ GOIN ON HERE

I always thought amateur porn was just as staged as any other porn, just without the elaborate scripts, costumes, sets etc. Learn something new every day I guess.

obligatory

DUDE, That's some M. Night Shymalaloliton Shit rite there!

She is a nice girl, but damn you guys have to to up your fuck game! Watch some of Mandingo, Lexington or Rico featured DVD's....aye