Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban) - Page 13

(05-28-2008, 09:17 AM)

was wondering when this thread would come.

(05-28-2008, 09:37 AM)

Is this the best thread of the year?

I'd votye for it.

by the way a question to the OP (I've never seen any of yopur videos, is there a link?)

Did you make any money off of it?

how do you feel now after all these years?

do you think it'll bring you any kind of problems in future?

(05-28-2008, 10:09 AM)

(05-28-2008, 10:17 AM)

Huh....

Photo > Internet > Gaf > Internet.

Thanks for posting the story. Man, I forgot out awesome the OT is at times.

(05-28-2008, 10:21 AM)

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

I can't believe how many views it's got.

Holy shit. This thread just surpassed the Weekly Shonen Jump thread in a matter of hours, and that thread has existed since December. D: Though, it's easy to see why it has.

(05-28-2008, 10:24 AM)

Yeah, I don't think you guys should be impressed at the number of views of a thread that talks about porn.

(05-28-2008, 10:25 AM)

Originally Posted by Alaluef:

Yeah, I don't think you guys should be impressed at the number of views of a thread that talks about porn.

the dude's a MANGOD now... it doesn't only refer to porn..

(05-28-2008, 10:26 AM)

Originally Posted by solidviper:

oh god i just watched the hotel video and it got me hot hot hot

as soon as i watched it I knew what i had to do. I printed off a picture of your face and pasted it on the face of my favorite horse "Rocket." I pretended like I was Hannah and just went crazy on Rocket. His cock was throbbing like yours and I just did what Hannah did to get him off. Afterwards I felt a little dirty inside because I knew Rocket was too good for me. I reassured myself that someday I would find a horse who loves me as much as I love him. The experience was amazing, also there were socks [/hot].

Anyone else think "Seabiscuit porno?" when they read this?

(05-28-2008, 10:27 AM)

Originally Posted by Wellington:

Frankly I am still a little miffed as to why he would allow threesomes if he supposedly loved the girl.

Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.

I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.

So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.

(05-28-2008, 10:27 AM)

These are the things dreams and legends are made of.

Never heard of Hannah until this thread, and from the looks of it, I'm sorry I've been under a rock for so long.

(05-28-2008, 10:29 AM)

I think the important question here is how big is the OP's wanger.

(05-28-2008, 10:29 AM)

This thread is the fucking win man, fuckin win

. Damn, see here, a Gaf pornstar, now if only we can get Bjork to star in his own hentai.

(05-28-2008, 10:30 AM)

Originally Posted by omg rite:

Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.

I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.

So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.

another amazing story???

(05-28-2008, 10:32 AM)

Originally Posted by omg rite:

Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.

I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.

So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.

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(05-28-2008, 10:32 AM)

Originally Posted by omg rite:

Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.

I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.

So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.

'ex' being the keyword here. Sorry to be an ass, but that does undermine your argument.

(05-28-2008, 10:33 AM)

Originally Posted by proposition:

I think the important question here is how big is the OP's wanger.

For why?

10:47 AM

You admitted this months ago, and I totally didn't believe you.

(05-28-2008, 10:34 AM)

Originally Posted by unomas:

For why?

Because...b...because...

NO YOU SHUT UP!

(05-28-2008, 10:37 AM)

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

I can't believe how many views it's got.

It's been brought up on other places:
http://digg.com/celebrity/Lucky_guy_banging_amateur_pornstar_Hotel_Hannah_speaks_out

We should digg it.

According to Google (cached) there's a thread on IGN about it too, but I can't find it.

(05-28-2008, 10:40 AM)

Originally Posted by proposition:

Because...b...because...

NO YOU SHUT UP!

(05-28-2008, 10:43 AM)

Damn, we have started a damn phenomenon. Do you want this to be up on Something Awful as well?

(05-28-2008, 10:44 AM)

Originally Posted by HolyStar:

Damn, we have started a damn phenomenon. Do you want this to be up on Something Awful as well?

God no.

(05-28-2008, 10:45 AM)

this has got to be one of the few times where "leaving your porn on a pc so everyona can check it out" is a good thing

(05-28-2008, 10:45 AM)

Originally Posted by proposition:

I think the important question here is how big is the OP's wanger.

(05-28-2008, 10:46 AM)

This is awesome!

Damn, I know I'm not able to tell anyone about this tomorrow.

(05-28-2008, 10:46 AM)

Well...this certainly was epic. Haven't seen a thread on GAF like this in years.

(05-28-2008, 10:46 AM)

do you feel like a showoff now?

(05-28-2008, 10:48 AM)

Originally Posted by Machado:

do you feel like a showoff now?

I honestly did not expect this. I just thought it would be a decent story to share!

(05-28-2008, 10:48 AM)

Originally Posted by NinjaFridge:

(05-28-2008, 10:52 AM)

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

I honestly did not expect this. I just thought it would be a decent story to share!

You say that you had sex with a hot girl which was filmed and is on the internet plus post pictures of her and didn't expect this?

lolwut?

(05-28-2008, 10:54 AM)

Originally Posted by Darklord:

You say that you had sex with a hot girl which was filmed and is on the internet plus post pictures of her and didn't expect this?

lolwut?

Well, I didn't expect forty thousand fucking views anyway

(05-28-2008, 10:57 AM)

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

Well, I didn't expect forty thousand fucking views anyway

This is GAF. You'd get 30,000 views simply for saying you had sex with a girl.

(05-28-2008, 11:01 AM)

Originally Posted by Darklord:

This is GAF. You'd get 30,000 views simply for saying you had sex with a girl.

shit, I've had sex with two girls! Can these views be exchanged for anything of value?

Also, Wispy, I'm pretty sure this is just the beginning, those videos were pretty popular... expect a page dedicated to you on encyclopedia dramatic within the week

(05-28-2008, 11:02 AM)

As of now, do you think it'll bring you any more problems?

you should consider making a reality tv show

(05-28-2008, 11:03 AM)

Originally Posted by Alien Bob:

shit, I've had sex with two girls! Can these views be exchanged for anything of value?

You can exchange them for an e-penis enlargement as far as I know.

(05-28-2008, 11:05 AM)

You have given me hope for the future.

/me bows down before wispy

(05-28-2008, 11:05 AM)

Originally Posted by proposition:

I think the important question here is how big is the OP's wanger.

Depends. If we're talking about his e-penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours." If we're talking about his actual penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours."

Ask me how I know.

(05-28-2008, 11:10 AM)

Uh, I swore that on the message board where this whole "Hannah" thing began it turned out she was sixteen years old and the guy who shot the films was arrested for child pornography.

(05-28-2008, 11:13 AM)

Originally Posted by Odrion:

Uh, I swore that on the message board where this whole "Hannah" thing began it turned out she was sixteen years old and the guy who shot the films was arrested for child pornography.

For some of the earlier pictures she was 17. She was 18 in the videos though, the whole 'age' thing was used as a vice by her parents to clean up her stuff on the net. I regret to inform you though, I was indeed 17 for the majority of the ordeal.

(05-28-2008, 11:15 AM)

Officially the strangest topic I've posted in.

(05-28-2008, 11:16 AM)

Originally Posted by urk:

Depends. If we're talking about his e-penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours." If we're talking about his actual penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours."

Ask me how I know.

I don't know about that, because I am secretly John Holmes.

I faked death to escape the biz.

(05-28-2008, 11:17 AM)

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

For some of the earlier pictures she was 17. She was 18 in the videos though, the whole 'age' thing was used as a vice by her parents to clean up her stuff on the net. I regret to inform you though, I was indeed 17 for the majority of the ordeal.

Oh no, why did you have to say that?

The FBI is coming for most of the posters here, soon...

(05-28-2008, 11:18 AM)

This thread brightened my dreary hump day here at work. Can't wait to check out the prons at home tonight.

When did these videos originally hit the net?

(05-28-2008, 11:18 AM)

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

For some of the earlier pictures she was 17. She was 18 in the videos though, the whole 'age' thing was used as a vice by her parents to clean up her stuff on the net. I regret to inform you though, I was indeed 17 for the majority of the ordeal.

Poor child, you were raped :(

(05-28-2008, 11:18 AM)

Originally Posted by proposition:

I don't know about that, because I am secretly John Holmes.

I faked death to escape the biz.

Did you also fake the aids or was that real?

(05-28-2008, 11:18 AM)

Originally Posted by Alien Bob:

Did you also fake the aids or was that real?

That was real :(

(05-28-2008, 11:18 AM)

that pic with you guys in the boat makes me what to sing the chorus line for this long..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYT7y6lFJtw

(05-28-2008, 11:20 AM)

Originally Posted by zoku88:

Oh no, why did you have to say that?

The FBI is coming for most of the posters here, soon...

Haha, well you don't see me in the solo ones anyway. The ones where I'm actually participating though, I was 18. So it's all good.

Originally Posted by TGateKeeper:

that pic with you guys in the boat makes me what to sing the chorus line for this long..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYT7y6lFJtw

Just ... beautiful. What a touching moment we just shared.

(05-28-2008, 11:24 AM)

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

I honestly did not expect this. I just thought it would be a decent story to share!

Really?

(05-28-2008, 11:26 AM)

This thread just got weirder since last night.

OP, I'm not sure what everyone is so "proud of" but I hope you and Hannah won't get fucked over in the later in life career for all of this. I can see a difficult road head for her especially unless she wants to be an actress or sorts.

EDIT: Dude with the Facebook link, edit your post and get rid of it.