Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban) - Page 15

(05-28-2008, 01:52 PM)

This is awesome.

(05-28-2008, 01:53 PM)

Originally Posted by Baiano19:

Oh my... this is mind blowing!

I actually expected that I would see a gaffer doing a porn video... however I did NOT expected that video to be famous AND to be one of my fucking favourites ones ( I er... used it last week! O_O )

I do have some questions though:

Why did you do this thread? Why now?
Do people look at you diferent or say "do I know you from somewhere" ?

Edit: Too bad that video(hotel one) is ruined for me now... I loved the ending :(

He mentioned Hannah and his vids in passing in the Confessions thread. Seeing how she was one of my favs, I pm'ed him and asked him to tell his story in a thread. I didn't know he'd do it so soon but it's a great thread :)

(05-28-2008, 02:01 PM)

*Looks at the photos on the OP"

Hey, those guys... I think I saw them somewhere....

*Looks closely to the other photos*

OMFG!!!

02:17 PM

Which topic will win? (number of posts) I think:

Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban) >>>>> LOST 04.12/13: "There's No Place Like Home (Parts 2 & 3)" (Smokey Say Relax)

We'll find out tomorrow!

(05-28-2008, 02:13 PM)

(05-28-2008, 02:15 PM)

This is thread of the year material right here.

(05-28-2008, 02:18 PM)

holy shit, just watched it...she mad the best sex sounds i've ever heard.

i'm gonna go rub one out now, see you guys in 5 minutes.

(05-28-2008, 02:18 PM)

I remember these vids. LOL funny... or sad.

Who knows. My question to the OP--- did she ever fart?

(05-28-2008, 02:38 PM)

I've seen a lot of circle jerks on Gaf, but reading this thread made me feel like I need a double shot of penicillin. In my eyes.

(05-28-2008, 02:43 PM)

Originally Posted by Booda:

I've seen a lot of circle jerks on Gaf, but reading this thread made me feel like I need a double shot of penicillin. In my eyes.

I feel your pain.

(05-28-2008, 02:44 PM)

Originally Posted by Sniper McBlaze:

So YOU like PORN? Then Hannah Hotel is a great clip if YOU like PORN. It's hard to find, but if YOU really like PORN you'll find it.

Very disappointed.

No money shot at the end = fail.

(05-28-2008, 02:48 PM)

This thread took my OT virginity. I used to be a non-believer; no more.

Believe.

(05-28-2008, 02:49 PM)

do your friends know the existence of this video?

(05-28-2008, 02:51 PM)

Originally Posted by Blablurn:

do your friends know the existence of this video?

i would assume so. they fuck his girlfriend in at least one of them.

(05-28-2008, 02:52 PM)

What is the point of this thread?

(05-28-2008, 02:53 PM)

Originally Posted by joelseph:

What is the point of this thread?

To know why so many people come to NeoGAF. I thought it was pretty obvious as I stated earlier in the thread.

(05-28-2008, 02:53 PM)

damn she is fucking hottt... why the hell did you leave her?? DAMNNN

(05-28-2008, 02:57 PM)

Originally Posted by TheWolf:

i would assume so. they fuck his girlfriend in at least one of them.

(05-28-2008, 02:58 PM)

Quote:

do your friends know the existence of this video?

Originally Posted by TheWolf:

i would assume so. they fuck his girlfriend in at least one of them.

Excellent response.

(05-28-2008, 02:59 PM)

Originally Posted by drknite:

To know why so many people come to NeoGAF. I thought it was pretty obvious as I stated earlier in the thread.

Why do so many people come to NeoGAF?

(05-28-2008, 03:00 PM)

Originally Posted by joelseph:

Why do so many people come to NeoGAF?

Because--- Rome wasn't built in one day sir.....

(05-28-2008, 03:01 PM)

wait so.. is there only one online video that was leaked? or is there a ton of different porn vids you guys had that are out there?

(05-28-2008, 03:04 PM)

Quote:

She looks gorgeous in the OP pictures,very different from the videos imo.

yeah this.

not to mention most of the videos and pics have crappy camerawork, shitty lighting, her official website fucking sucks balls (who the hell designed that),

but yeah OP pics are hot, i'll give you that :p

03:15 PM

Originally Posted by joelseph:

Why do so many people come to NeoGAF?

Are you pulling my leg or do you not get what I am implying?

(05-28-2008, 03:08 PM)

Well this is horribly awkward. Never thought I'd run into someone who gave me ample material to masturbate over.

Should I...thank you or something? Hearty handshake? Pat on the back? With my other hand obviously.

(05-28-2008, 03:09 PM)

She's amazing, I've seen her videos before and definitely would poke her. He's pretty scrawny and funny lookin.

Seriously though, it's not that hard to make porn with girls. Maybe it's just me, but I've met lots of kinky women :)

(05-28-2008, 03:15 PM)

Originally Posted by avaya:

Holy shit I have bumped into this girl at Oxford Circus

Can't believe this is the same person.

Did you say hello?

Originally Posted by NYR:

Question to the OP: Do your parents know about this? What did they say or what would they say?

Just wondering....

Yeah, my mum kicked seven shades of shit out of me (verbally) and my dad simply did not care. I think he was proud, deep down.

Originally Posted by gutshot:

Nicely done OP. She's definitely hot, like the perfect mix of innocence and sexiness.

This kinda reminds me of when my buddy was dating a Penthouse Pet. It was kinda awkward going over their place and she's showing me pictures of her fingering her pussy and shit.

I mean, I still whacked off to them later, but it was weird...

Originally Posted by YakiSOBA:

wait so.. is there only one online video that was leaked? or is there a ton of different porn vids you guys had that are out there?

One or two were leaked, then we released more as time went on. I had a load which never saw the light of day, sadly.

Originally Posted by rakka:

yeah this.

not to mention most of the videos and pics have crappy camerawork, shitty lighting, her official website fucking sucks balls (who the hell designed that),

but yeah OP pics are hot, i'll give you that :p

She does not have an official website, it's just someone trying to cash in on the whole thing. But yeah, my bad. Because I really gave a shit about framing and lighting back then!

Originally Posted by bogg:

Fucking awesome.
Maybe some day your kids will surf the net for porn and stumble upon your videos (:

(05-28-2008, 03:23 PM)

This is pretty amazing, I still can't believe it.

I saw that Hannah Hotel 3 some video, it was pretty good. She made some great noises.

Sorry to hear about the aftershock though, that really sucks. Live and learn, but still.

(05-28-2008, 03:25 PM)

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

Did you say hello?

No, just bumped into her as I was rushing out. Just remembered the face very clearly. Small world.

(05-28-2008, 03:28 PM)

Quote:

One or two were leaked, then we released more as time went on. I had a load which never saw the light of day, sadly.

Dude, you can make serious fucking money with this shit.or just a couple hundred quid, maybe

Also, Hannah is so hot :( I wanted to believe she was pure ;__;

Also, was that room she used to appear in that had Klingon baldes and shit your room? Rawk on.

(05-28-2008, 03:30 PM)

Now one question remains, how are you going to get a job? Seriously,

that shit is floating everywhere. What if your boss stumbles across this and shows it at a meeting? He might congratulate you, or be uppity and fire you.

(05-28-2008, 03:32 PM)

I knew exactly what this was about just from the thread title. It's made me question life just a little.

Sorry to hear how it ended, but hey you're famous in one hell of a unique way for what its worth.

(05-28-2008, 03:33 PM)

Originally Posted by Amir0x:

Geeze, you're THAT guy? Really? Those videos floated on the internet for what seems like ages, she rocked your cock pretty good eh? You look toasted when she rode you.

THIS.

Oh. Nice to meet you 'Scoundrel. Enjoyed your work.

(05-28-2008, 03:34 PM)

FOOK YOOOOO

Sorry, can't get this outta my head, 2 or three years after watching them the first time.

(05-28-2008, 03:38 PM)

Originally Posted by bengraven:

FOOK YOOOOO

Sorry, can't get this outta my head, 2 or three years after watching them the first time.

If you're having a dig at the accent, I don't know where you are getting that from because neither of us are from up North!

(05-28-2008, 03:41 PM)

You sir are a god among men.

We are not worthy of your great deeds.

This thread is beyond awesome and I can't believe it. BELIEVE!

(05-28-2008, 03:49 PM)

Holy shit..

Uh..

All I can say is THREAD OF THE YEAR 2008!

(05-28-2008, 03:53 PM)

Balls.

You have shown us them.

in more ways than one i guess lolz

(05-28-2008, 03:57 PM)

you have won gaf... anyone else from now on who posts a "i fucked this hot chick last night" thread will be filled with replies linking to this thread.

(05-28-2008, 04:03 PM)

Holy shit.

Dude.

You need to trim those pubes.

(05-28-2008, 04:05 PM)

Originally Posted by Saitou:

Dude, you can make serious fucking money with this shit.or just a couple hundred quid, maybe

Also, Hannah is so hot :( I wanted to believe she was pure ;__;

She can be pure AND get double-teamed on multiple occasions.

Quote:

One or two were leaked, then we released more as time went on. I had a load which never saw the light of day, sadly.

I'm guessing they got deleted. Anything crazy, like maybe girl-girl stuff? Must... know... perverted....shit.... (collapses)

(05-28-2008, 04:07 PM)

I just came on my F8 key.
Thanks dude.

(05-28-2008, 04:09 PM)

Originally Posted by YakiSOBA:

you have won gaf... anyone else from now on who posts a "i fucked this hot chick last night" thread will be filled with replies linking to this thread.

What if the hot chick is hannah?

(05-28-2008, 04:14 PM)

Originally Posted by NinjaFridge:

What if the hot chick is hannah?

He got her when she was younger.

(05-28-2008, 04:15 PM)

Originally Posted by speculawyer:

He got her when she was younger.

what is it her and another woman of equal physical attractiveness?

(05-28-2008, 04:19 PM)

Originally Posted by omg rite:

Very disappointed.

No money shot at the end = fail.

This.

WTF, OP? You should have pulled out and nutted on her boobs.

(05-28-2008, 04:22 PM)

Holy wow...

55k views since this thread was made at 10pm last night.

Thats more than some topics that have existed for MONTHS!

(05-28-2008, 04:26 PM)

You said that you took her virginity, how long after that point did she make her first sex tape with you?

(05-28-2008, 04:31 PM)

wait this thread is really long... so where is teh girl now?

(05-28-2008, 04:32 PM)

Originally Posted by YakiSOBA:

wait this thread is really long... so where is teh girl now?

Living her life waiting to get old enough to stop being recognized, probably. Actually it was mentioned that she's moving to Australia... or Austria, one of those.

I wonder what its like for her. Its been what, 3-4 years? And I still see her videos on websites ALL THE TIME! The popularity of those movies must've been crazy unexpected.