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Machado

Member

(05-28-2008, 11:26 AM)

#651

why don't you call her and have a re match?

NutJobJim

(05-28-2008, 11:27 AM)

#652

All those talking about child porn and the FBI need to remember that the legal age of consent here in the UK is 16 so even if 'Hannah' was 16 that's perfectly legal on these shores.

proposition

Member

(05-28-2008, 11:30 AM)

#653

Originally Posted by NutJobJim:

All those talking about child porn and the FBI need to remember that the legal age of consent here in the UK is 16 so even if 'Hannah' was 16 that's perfectly legal on these shores.

Actually, because under-18 is still legally a child, any pornography with an under-16 in counts as child pornography and is very much illegal.

Odrion

Member

(05-28-2008, 11:32 AM)

#654

Originally Posted by NutJobJim:

All those talking about child porn and the FBI need to remember that the legal age of consent here in the UK is 16 so even if 'Hannah' was 16 that's perfectly legal on these shores.

Not to film it.

The Wispy Scoundrel

You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?

(05-28-2008, 11:33 AM)

#655

Originally Posted by Odrion:

Not to film it.

Well it doesn't matter anyway, because she was legal.

LakeEarth

Member

(05-28-2008, 11:34 AM)

#656

Didn't you once say that some of them were of her at late 17?

greatestjediever

Member

(05-28-2008, 11:35 AM)

#657

You know, based on that pic you kinda do look like Jason Mraz.

Google

Member

(05-28-2008, 11:38 AM)

#658

Originally Posted by VeritasVierge:

OP, I'm not sure what everyone is so "proud of" but I hope you and Hannah won't get fucked over in the later in life career for all of this. I can see a difficult road head for her especially unless she wants to be an actress or sorts.

You make a fucking good point...

I've been for job interviews where the employer has googled my name, and tried to find my facebook account, et all.

Imagine putting your name into a search engine, and this fucking thread popping up.

The Wispy Scoundrel

You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?

(05-28-2008, 11:39 AM)

#659

Originally Posted by LakeEarth:

Didn't you once say that some of them were of her at late 17?

I'm sure I've thrown around all sorts of ages, I get confused trying to keep up with it all. But I've only ever said it if I didn't want the videos posted or whatever.

Originally Posted by greatestjediever:

You know, based on that pic you kinda do look like Jason Mraz.

<3

RubxQub

Banned

(05-28-2008, 11:40 AM)

#660

Originally Posted by Google:

You make a fucking good point...

I've been for job interviews where the employer has googled my name, and tried to find my facebook account, et all.

Imagine putting your name into a search engine, and this fucking thread popping up.

Uh...

You don't think she'd instantly get hired? I'd hire her...

I'd hire her all night long...

Fuu

Formerly Alaluef (not Aladuf)

(05-28-2008, 11:41 AM)

#661

Originally Posted by VeritasVierge:

This thread just got weirder since last night.

OP, I'm not sure what everyone is so "proud of" but I hope you and Hannah won't get fucked over in the later in life career for all of this. I can see a difficult road head for her especially unless she wants to be an actress or sorts.

EDIT: Dude with the Facebook link, edit your post and get rid of it.

I also don't get it. I won't be a hypocrite or moralist, as I will download those videos later today after work and I do think Wispy looks cute in the new pictures, that Hannah is hot, etc, but aside from the thread being a curious story to share I don't see what's so glorifying about the situation as anyone can have sex and upload videos on the internet.

Not trying to bash you Wispy, because you are handling it serenely and the entire thing is quite entertaining. I just find it curious how so many people go "omg you rock so much!!!!" with something like this.

Google

Member

(05-28-2008, 11:44 AM)

#662

Originally Posted by RubxQub:

Uh...

You don't think she'd instantly get hired? I'd hire her...

I'd hire her all night long...

Women hire people also...

They'll say, "SLUT!!!!!!!"

I know women.

John Dunbar

correct about everything

(05-28-2008, 11:45 AM)

#663

Originally Posted by Alaluef:

Not trying to bash you Wispy, because you are handling it serenely and the entire thing is quite entertaining. I just find it curious how so many people go "omg you rock so much!!!!" with something like this.

He rocks because before this thread I had no interest in amateur porn. Of course I still don't, unless it has Gaffers, but it's still pretty awesome.

RubxQub

Banned

(05-28-2008, 11:46 AM)

#664

Edit:

Eh..fuck it.

Not worth potentially getting banned over a joke that is likely going to bother sensitive people.

Last edited by RubxQub : 05-28-2008 at 11:49 AM.

VeritasVierge

Tranny Surprise!
Tranny Surprise!
Bonjour! Allo! Salut!

(05-28-2008, 11:56 AM)

#665

Originally Posted by Alaluef:

I also don't get it. I won't be a hypocrite or moralist, as I will download those videos later today after work and I do think Wispy looks cute in the new pictures, that Hannah is hot, etc, but aside from the thread being a curious story to share I don't see what's so glorifying about the situation as anyone can have sex and upload videos on the internet.

Not trying to bash you Wispy, because you are handling it serenely and the entire thing is quite entertaining. I just find it curious how so many people go "omg you rock so much!!!!" with something like this.

Yeah, glad you get what I'm saying on the praises. Still, my main concern is that it doesn't backfire for him later because only the film industry is really that forgiving which I think is his goal. It's BS she had gotten suspended from school the first time the videos got out so it's possible stuff like that might happen again in the future. I've seen some people get screwed with jobs because someone found them in a pic or vid in a "compromising" position. I think it's unfair to base judgment on someone's ability to work on past things like that but it happens.

Google, you know what I'm saying.

Jason's Ultimatum

Member

(05-28-2008, 11:58 AM)

#666

I saw the video. She's got bigger breasts in the last pic of her in the OP than she does in the video. Did she get them enlarged?

EDIT-And that's one skinny looking dude. Is that you?

Google

Member

(05-28-2008, 11:58 AM)

#667

Originally Posted by VeritasVierge:

Yeah, glad you get what I'm saying on the praises. Still, my main concern is that it doesn't backfire for him later because only the film industry is really that forgiving which I think is his goal. It's BS she had gotten suspended from school the first time the videos got out so it's possible stuff like that might happen again in the future. I've seen some people get screwed with jobs because someone found them in a pic or vid in a "compromising" position. I think it's unfair to base judgment on someone's ability to work on past things like that but it happens.

Google, you know what I'm saying.

Lets just hope his name is John Smith, and he has twelve brothers also named John Smith.

"It wasnt me, Guv, honest"

DJ_Tet

You guys f*ck fat hoes!
Not me, though....nope.

(05-28-2008, 12:00 PM)

#668

Originally Posted by RubxQub:

Edit:

Eh..fuck it.

Not worth potentially getting banned over a joke that is likely going to bother sensitive people.

Damnit, it was a funny joke.

:kerry

boutrosinit

Street Fighter IV World Champion

(05-28-2008, 12:01 PM)

#669

Originally Posted by The Wispy Scoundrel:

Haha, well you don't see me in the solo ones anyway. The ones where I'm actually participating though, I was 18. So it's all good.

Just ... beautiful. What a touching moment we just shared.

As an FYI dude, the American folks of this board don't know 16 is the age of consent back in the motherland.

LazyLoki

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:03 PM)

#670

what a glorious day, i just found an old bookmark with 14 clips of her

Mr. Snrub

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:07 PM)

#671

thisisneogafdude.JPG

KRS7

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:07 PM)

#672

Originally Posted by boutrosinit:

As an FYI dude, the American folks of this board don't know 16 is the age of consent back in the motherland.

It is 16 in the vast majority of US states as well. The US is a federalist system so some states might get all righteous and make it 17/18, but most leave it at 16.

omg rite

Banned

(05-28-2008, 12:09 PM)

#673

Originally Posted by ninj4junpei:

'ex' being the keyword here. Sorry to be an ass, but that does undermine your argument.

No it doesn't. 98% of couples break up.

We broke up because she went off to college and we both did stupid shit to each other. I was more at fault than her too.

We loved each other while we were together and we were both comfortable in our sexuality, where we knew we could, once in a great while, do something like that, and it wouldn't hurt us.

Jtwo

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:18 PM)

#674

Shhh, omg, he's old fashioned.

dagZ

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:22 PM)

#675

Originally Posted by Mr. Snrub:

thisisneogafdude.JPG

LazyLoki

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:22 PM)

#676

hehehe, it begins...

i'm noT giving away my niCe link, look for yourselves

Last edited by LazyLoki : 05-28-2008 at 12:32 PM.

mightynine

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:36 PM)

#677

What annoys me is that I can't remember if I've ever seen these videos.

But I know damn well what I'm doing tonight!

Sniper McBlaze

wat

(05-28-2008, 12:37 PM)

#678

So YOU like PORN? Then Hannah Hotel is a great clip if YOU like PORN. It's hard to find, but if YOU really like PORN you'll find it.

kurahadol

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:46 PM)

#679

There's money in the banana stand.

dark steve

Banned

(05-28-2008, 12:48 PM)

#680

My God, this topic is ridiculous.

Baiano19

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:48 PM)

#681

Oh my... this is mind blowing!

I actually expected that I would see a gaffer doing a porn video... however I did NOT expected that video to be famous AND to be one of my fucking favourites ones ( I er... used it last week! O_O )

I do have some questions though:

Why did you do this thread? Why now?
Do people look at you diferent or say "do I know you from somewhere" ?

Edit: Too bad that video(hotel one) is ruined for me now... I loved the ending :(

Last edited by Baiano19 : 05-28-2008 at 12:52 PM.

bogg

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:48 PM)

#682

Fucking awesome.
This thread, the story, you, hannah, the videos. Simply fucking awesome.
Maybe some day your kids will surf the net for porn and stumble upon your videos (:

hc2

Junior Member

(05-28-2008, 12:50 PM)

#683

I'm glad you escaped without getting into a drug addiction, involved with organized crime, or being busted.
Uninhibited sex is great but like most things it gets boring after a while. Having someone like you for who you are is a lot better than being liked for the number of positions you know. Finding someone to have uninhibited sex with and who loves you deeply is the best possible combination.
And remember people, there is always someone who caught a bigger fish than you did.

avaya

Member

(05-28-2008, 12:55 PM)

#684

Holy shit I have bumped into this girl at Oxford Circus

Can't believe this is the same person.

NinjaFridge

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:03 PM)

#685

She looks gorgeous in the OP pictures,very different from the videos imo.

NYR

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:05 PM)

#686

Question to the OP: Do your parents know about this? What did they say or what would they say?

Just wondering....

Jason's Ultimatum

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:06 PM)

#687

Originally Posted by NinjaFridge:

She looks gorgeous in the OP pictures,very different from the videos imo.

I agree.

Green Shinobi

Banned

(05-28-2008, 01:19 PM)

#688

I could never whack off to a video that involved a GAFfer.

I can, however, watch in admiration.

LOL. The OP looks like a jackrabbit in some of those positions.

USD

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:23 PM)

#689

Holy shit, how'd I miss this thread. This is some epic shit right here. Of course I'd seen this videos quite some time ago, pretty sure I still have them lolz.

Darklord

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:26 PM)

#690

I may have missed something but is there really any proof other than 1 blurry picture of a bed?

We need proof! Picture of yourself with a sign or something.

Mr. Snrub

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:28 PM)

#691

Originally Posted by Darklord:

I may have missed something but is there really any proof other than 1 blurry picture of a bed?

We need proof! Picture of yourself with a sign or something.

Yeah. You did.

Google

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:29 PM)

#692

Originally Posted by Darklord:

I may have missed something but is there really any proof other than 1 blurry picture of a bed?

We need proof! Picture of yourself with a sign or something.

A picture of a bed, in a room with red walls, the same bed cover and the same curtains...

Darklord

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:29 PM)

#693

Originally Posted by Mr. Snrub:

Yeah. You did.

Quote:

A picture of a bed, in a room with red walls, the same bed cover and the same curtains...

It's blurry, dark and the sign covers most of it. >_>

Last edited by Darklord : 05-28-2008 at 01:32 PM.

omg rite

Banned

(05-28-2008, 01:38 PM)

#694

Originally Posted by Sniper McBlaze:

So YOU like PORN? Then Hannah Hotel is a great clip if YOU like PORN. It's hard to find, but if YOU really like PORN you'll find it.

vas_a_morir

not even a nibble :(

(05-28-2008, 01:42 PM)

#695

I leave GAF for ONE NIGHT, and I miss the greatest OT thread in recent memory.

2008- Year of the OT confirmed. Soon we will rise and overthrow our Gaming oppressors.

gutshot

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:43 PM)

#696

Nicely done OP. She's definitely hot, like the perfect mix of innocence and sexiness.

This kinda reminds me of when my buddy was dating a Penthouse Pet. It was kinda awkward going over their place and she's showing me pictures of her fingering her pussy and shit.

I mean, I still whacked off to them later, but it was weird...

Fireblend

No Member

(05-28-2008, 01:46 PM)

#697

Holy shit at this thread

mind = blown

dark steve

Banned

(05-28-2008, 01:47 PM)

#698

Originally Posted by vas_a_morir:

I leave GAF for ONE NIGHT, and I miss the greatest OT thread in recent memory.

2008- Year of the OT confirmed. Soon we will rise and overthrow our Gaming oppressors.

Not as long as they have Soul Calibur IV!

Jason's Ultimatum

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:48 PM)

#699

Originally Posted by vas_a_morir:

I leave GAF for ONE NIGHT, and I miss the greatest OT thread in recent memory.

2008- Year of the OT confirmed. Soon we will rise and overthrow our Gaming oppressors.

Oh don't worry. 2008 isn't over yet. I've got a few surprises up my sleeves............I hope. :(

KRS7

Member

(05-28-2008, 01:51 PM)

#700

Originally Posted by Darklord:

It's blurry, dark and the sign covers most of it. >_>

Here is an enhancement of the background:

See that register on the wall, it is in this picture as well (look right above her ass)

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